Silly Face Aficionados Pillows

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Edvard Grieg

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Under New Mismanagement

"If you don't stop doing that, your faces will stick that way!"

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'He seems cranky, but his heart is in the right place -- we gave him an MRI to be sure.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

The invention of the Selfie

'Sorry to disappoint you, your salary increase was a computer error'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

Dr. Kapuchnik, what's the difference between tears of joy and tears of despair? About 100 dollars an hour.

'Quick! Take a picture!'

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

'I hate the job I'm lucky to have.

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

"I don't think it sends the right vibe."

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"