Silly Face Aficionados Pillows

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

Edvard Grieg

"I absolutely guarantee your workloads will not increase."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

People leave joke shop with false moustache, nose and glasses marketed as 'the Robert Winston'.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Missing Persons - "50 years old, 16 stone and bad tempered... Are you sure you want her back?"

'We can manage this is we work 24/7 and no one takes a holiday.'

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

'Oh that?... It has nothing to do with the formula; it just makes the whole thing seem less grumpy.'

Shortly Thereafter, They Would Make Sweeping Changes To Their Policies.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Under New Mismanagement

ENNUI...(smiley face).

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

'Creamed beets freak me out.'

"No, Phil, I'm not grateful that we finally have some time alone."

'He seems cranky, but his heart is in the right place -- we gave him an MRI to be sure.'

Monk with a smiley face on his tonsure.

The invention of the Selfie

'Sorry to disappoint you, your salary increase was a computer error'

'Quick! Take a picture!'

'Well, apparently your mother was right. Your face is finally stuck that way.'

Grandad and grandson sticking out their tongues.

"A hundred quid for forty-five minutes? I must be mad!!"

'I hate the job I'm lucky to have.

'No, Sweetheart. You don't have to turn your head to see the smiley face.'

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

"Sweetie, you can’t solve this problem by throwing money at it!"

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."