Frothy Fun Lover Pillows

Beer-head

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Ice fisher.

Beers

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

Karataoke

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Peel poker.

Cats at private view

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Ice Cream Tower.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

He'd attended Julliard and done Shakespeare in the park, and he never thought he'd sink this low, but there were bills to pay, and there weren't that many jobs out there for a bottle of seltzer water.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"I need to know if you're really serious about our relationship."

'Here comes our order.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Fat Kid 2- Plays with some Blue tac (colour)

Thursday is the new Friday

Call it Tough Love.

Toilet humour

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."