Fishy Friend Pillows

"Look who's moved in next door."

'According to this book, goldfish have a 3 second memory...'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Red Flag: "Um, Bobby, do you love goldfish or do you love goldfish funerals?"

"I wonder what it's thinking!"

"Isn't it time you had your bath?"

'Not that babysitter again! Better behave or she zaps you...'

'Son, I don't think that's what's meant by 'spawning bed'.'

'The fishfinder shows a bass chasing minnows.'

'Great. He's adding angel fish. Now we've all gotta swim a straight line.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

Use no hooks.

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"I'll have him ring you back, at the moment he's feeding the fish. . ."

Extreme Weather Predicted in 2022

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Piranhaclaus

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"This never happened."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Labrador Non-retriever

Picnic with thieves

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'