Whimsical Fish Friend Pillows

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Piranhaclaus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

No Swimming Allowed

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

Jacques Cousteau.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a cracker? Polly want a

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."

Octopus Baseball Fan

'Wheeee...'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'That was fun!'

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Will work for clean water.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

Fish Diary: Well, it has happened. I am last fish in sea. Ed's gone. Merv's gone. Old couple from the north shoal have gone. Stoopid people over-fishing! And just when I learned to write with pen and paper.

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

Thank you for not urinating.

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

'Where's your goldfish?'