Whimsical Fish Friend Pillows

Fish with a hook tells a good tale.

Piranhaclaus

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

No Swimming Allowed

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

Vitruvian Manatee

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

"We've lost the remote."

'Wheeee...'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Octopus Baseball Fan

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'That was fun!'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

Will work for clean water.

'Let's play some cards, boys. Oh, and by the way, the wife said if we figure out how to light these cigars we can smoke in the bowl.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

"How long can you hold that pose?!"

"Sorry Bob, but it looks like your Pilot Fish was collateral damage in the feeding frenzy..."

'Quick, everyone back to the center!'

Fish Diary: Well, it has happened. I am last fish in sea. Ed's gone. Merv's gone. Old couple from the north shoal have gone. Stoopid people over-fishing! And just when I learned to write with pen and paper.

'I'm getting worried about the dumping of nuclear waste in the ocean!'

Frog shelters from the rain under a flamingos tail feathers.