Quirky Fish Friend Pillows

Deep sea diving problems.

Piranhaclaus

The practical psychopath

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I wish I was creative'

"Do you know I fought an hour with that salmon you're eating."

Penguin Remote

'I said: Leave my son alone!'

Giraffe Selfie

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

No Swimming Allowed

'Sorry, we don't think you've got quite the right background.'

Fish in glass, teeth in tank.

'This fish looked bored so we installed a rec room below their tank.'

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

"Watching him work those spreadsheets all day can be very relaxing."

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"We've lost the remote."

"I kid you not, he shot that duck right over the middle of the lake and said 'fetch'! Do you have any idea how cold that water is?!"

'That was fun!'

"I'm leaving a one starfish review of this tank on Yelp."

Octopus Baseball Fan

"My Lord, you said you'd walk with me, but I only see one set of footprints."

Budget and swan, crayfish, pike

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Wheeee...'

'Well, fancy meeting you here.'