Fried Food Friend Pillows

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Beers

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Italian Style Fish 'n' Chips

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

" . . . and white, not yellow. Block, not shredded. Aged, but not too aged that it doesn't slice well."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

What's wrong with those fish? Long time, no sea!

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Hooked on fried sardines, Irene's cat leads them on a life of crime.

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

Medium Fries and a Drink

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Vocal Fry

'That should get some more customers in here!'

"You need a better pick-up line than 'You gonna eat those fries?'"