Mug Life Enthusiast Pillows

"You're never home."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Is it something I said dear?"

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"I know it is of this earth...."

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

The Daily Commute

'I love rock festivals!'

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

The Pooperrazzi

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"Now that the playground's thawed, let's welcome back Mary Redmond, Sarah Turpin, and Hector D'Amico."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"This is our coffeemaker room."