Mug Life Enthusiast Prints

"You're never home."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'Maybe he has some sort of mystic attachment to the soil.'

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

"Is it something I said dear?"

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'I love rock festivals!'

The Daily Commute

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

The Pooperrazzi

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

"This is our coffeemaker room."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

Artist is drawing a mug instead of the models.