Mug Enthusiasts Prints

You're only as old as you feel!

'If you're such a great artist how come I can't buy any of your stuff on a mug?'

You're my Mona Lisa.

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"You're never home."

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"I know it is of this earth...."

'I love you...but you don't half stink!'

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

I want to be a politician when I grow up...

"Of course I've been drinking!"

Relaxing in front of a fire.

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'It says here that erosion moves soil from one place to another. I thought that was our job.'

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I can skip my bath. On the way home I jumped in all the puddles."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

I'm going to have to ask you for another urine sample, Mr. Fusco. This time, be sure to use the plastic cup, not my coffee mug with "#1 Doctor" printed on it.

'I love rock festivals!'

The Daily Commute

"Another round?"

A good leader should be able to conceive and articulate goals that lift people out of their petty preoccupations...

"...My daughter, the model..."

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'Put down the coffee mug. I forget what you look like.'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

'You get into that mud puddle and take a bath.'

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"I've been interfacing with mud."

Day 4 of self-isolation and the strain was showing.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."