Mug Admirer Gifts

"Of course I've been drinking!"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Ancient Racing

Love a Mutt

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Cow's straw

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Dolphin friendly tuna

On the brink.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Grinning dog points at missing cat poster with glee

Gym Dog

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"You're never home."

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

Slug roulette

"Oh no! Some self-obsessed, anti-social bastard has graffitied over your graffiti!"

Cat and mouse.

'Follow that cab!'

Pea

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

Relaxing in front of a fire.

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"They don't look like an endangered species."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'I tell you I smell Limburger.'

"Got any cards saying friendship is priceless under 5 bucks?"