Coffee Art Collector Pillows

"It's time to meet your maker."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Wagging Dog

"Needs to get a life"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Slinky Cow World

"It's an Eyesaur."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Giant Monster in Bath

Cock A Doodle

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

"Moulting"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

EU: Behind the scenes.

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore