Collecting Coffee Makers Pillows

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Man's best friends."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Countervailing Clichés.

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

Non-Power Breakfast

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

EU and India partnership.

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

All-Day Breakfast

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Pull an all-nighter?

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

Coffee shop

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."

Decapitated coffee.

'Bring me another coffee would you...'