Coffee Enthusiast Pillows

"I don't understand it - no matter how much I drink coffee, play on my phone, refresh my e-mail, look up things online, go to the kitchen for snacks, message my friends, scroll through Twitter, and play with the cats, I still can't get any writing done."

Deus ex Caffeina

The More You're Awake The Longer You Live

"Not to lecture, but the skull of your fallen enemy is reusable and much less wasteful."

They Love Themselves

'Welcome aboard, Peterson. I understand we're going to be working together!'

'I have identified 240 stages of organizational change. Before I discuss them, coffee anyone?'

'Sorry, I can't take your order right now...I'm on my coffee break.'

Woman bringing coffee cups to business people attending a video conference (via computer screens).

'No, I don't take any drugs, but I do have a $50 a day latte habit.'

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

'I don't think that blob was an unusual roof design, but a coffee stain.'

It's a natural progression from casual Fridays to Pajama Mondays.

'Yeah, I'll get onto it as soon as I've finished my coffee.'

"This work placement should be seen as a unique opportunity to access some of the country's most powerful and influential people, and make them coffee."

It's all in how you ask ("Want some coffee?")

'You think gas is high? Your mocha latte works out to $85 a gallon.'

Acme Pest Control

Hen and pig get coffee then milk from cow.

'Your call is important to us, but so are our coffee breaks. We'll be with you shortly.'

'All I want is a chance to PROVE money can't make me happy.'

Flowchart of an idea.

'But that wasn't a beaker of acid! That was a cup of coffee from the cafeteria!'

Staff are all busy having a cup of coffee and a bit of a sit down...please hold on, your call IS important to us!

Coffee stand-restroom cycle.

'Long term I want to enhance my leadership skills and ascend the corporate ladder. Short term I want to enjoy a mocha latte.'

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

"It's nice to come here and get a break from the office."

Regular and Decaf Fuel.

'What's the point of looking at your side of the argument when it's wrong.'

Starbucks gets a radio station; "Funny, whenever I listen to this station I get a craving for a caramel frappuccino."

'Relax. It's from the cappuccino.'

'I'd love to continue this conversation, about my poor job performance, but it's almost time for my coffee break.'

"The coffee is free, but now we rent the tables."