Travel Art Collector Pillows

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Wagging Dog

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Needs to get a life"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Giant Monster in Bath

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Slinky Cow World

Cock A Doodle

"It's an Eyesaur."

Creation of Red Wine

"Now this I get."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'Pray for me.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

"Moulting"

EU: Behind the scenes.

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."