Unique Art Collector Pillows

Bowel Sweet Bowel.

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Use your imagination.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Wagging Dog

"We're odd looking but just as good."

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

A Tumble Cow

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Art Gallery.

"He's an abstract artist."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Caricatures $20"

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

Mouse returns home from work.

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'