Collecting Unique Art Pillows

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

Giant Cannon in the Suburbs

Blowup doll takes money from man sleeping in bed.

Chippunks

"Chimney" "No Thanks, I'm trying to give them up"

Trampoline under Lover's Leap sign.

Tip of the icebergs for sale - get them before they melt.

Dead Batteries

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Paul Klee

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

Use your imagination.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"Can you believe you left your job and family to search for this key, and it was under here the whole time?"

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Wagging Dog

"Needs to get a life"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"One!...Two!...Now spread those tail feathers..."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Slinky Cow World

"It's an Eyesaur."

Giant Monster in Bath

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Cock A Doodle

Creation of Red Wine