Collector Of Unusual Art Pillows

"What is it with saucepans and your son Ned, Mrs Kelly?"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

"You're on a what?!"

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Use your imagination.

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"My wife commissioned a portrait of me."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A Tumble Cow

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"He's an abstract artist."

Art Gallery.

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Mouse returns home from work.

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

"Good, clean art from the Molly Murphy Collection"