Collector Of Eccentric Art Pillows

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Romantic Giraffes

(Camel paintings)

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A Tumble Cow

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

Mouse returns home from work.

Elton John

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Clone Factory

Alabama Traffic Jam

Hammer and Anvil.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

Casting in the swamp.

Decaying corpse

'I had a cough at the time!'

Split the last one?

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Catman

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."