Collector Of Eccentric Art Pillows

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

(Camel paintings)

Romantic Giraffes

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

A Tumble Cow

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I think we should cut back on the tranquilizers.'

Mouse returns home from work.

Erdogan Replaces Trump on Putin Horse

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Clone Factory

Alabama Traffic Jam

Catman

Hammer and Anvil.

Casting in the swamp.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'I had a cough at the time!'

Decaying corpse

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"I'm a stable genius!"

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."