Comma Collector Pillows

"You have to use punctuation. We must meet on comma grounds ... period!"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Official Team Cap With Beard

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

Unusual Offers

'Does my head look big in this?'

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

Tomato's, Cucumber's, Apostrophe's.

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

I am coffee and I need more coffee

"I want one of those!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"I had the stitches out last week. I just find that it helps me stay focused."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A complimentary biscuit

An angry Driver stuck behind the 8 Ball.

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

Octopus Baseball Fan

Man walking dog with a cone crosses path with a dog walking a man with a cone.

Ed's Salary Cap

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

Blaise Pascal

'He's hearing impaired.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"