Coffee Clash Enthusiast Gifts

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Running Latte

"Herb's from Texas."

"Introducing the Schultzaccino. Neither tea nor coffee."

Trash-talkin' artists

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Low Noon.

"Braithwaite & Starbucks. How may we help you?"

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

The merger has been called off

Country trees visit the city.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

Vancouver and its coffee drinkers.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"He's a working dog, but I don't know what he does."

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

'Whipped cream?'

"Damn To-Go punks!"

Perplexed Farmer

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man

"Ahhh, the all-important eighth cup of coffee of the day..."

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Culture Wars

Businessman As A Weather Vane

General Store Modernises