Country Clash Connoisseur Gifts

Businessman As A Weather Vane

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

"Sorry, Man! I had no idea Alexa would be here!"

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Urban Squirrels

"He's allergic to pond water."

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Latte, numbskull. We offer zero percent financing. No money down and no interest for two weeks. You then make eight monthly payment at 25% interest. How greedy. Well, coincidentally, I'm offering 0% coffee in my mouth ... Uh-oh. 100% dumped on your head. Must finance new shirt.

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"Out? What are you, blind?"

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.