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Businessman As A Weather Vane

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"Herb's from Texas."

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"The Jacksons will be there in about an hour and I promise you guys an epic fight!"

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

"I remember when this was all forest..."

'Oh you mean that silly little email.'

"Threatened the prosperity of the free world lately?"

Country trees visit the city.

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Urban Squirrels

"It's blank because we haven't found a new war yet."

"Out? What are you, blind?"

Medusa in a Dublin bar after St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland.

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

Things get heated at the outing.