Clash Enthusiast Gifts

Joseph, returns his coat of many colours: 'Can I exchange this? It clashes with everything?'

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Herb's from Texas."

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

Low Noon.

The battle of the pianos.

"I remember when this was all forest..."

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

Billy's clean room.

The merger has been called off

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

The biking of the bulls in Corrida del Toros, Spain.

Tourist

Bar bouncer resumes.

Perplexed Farmer

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen

'What you look at it? You want a piece of me, is that what you want?'

Chinese New Year plus Renaissance Fair equals trouble

Parking

Driver's Ed instructor: 'I would think about passing you, Albert, if you hadn't driven in reverse down the One Way the wrong way 60 miles an hour over an open manhole ...'kay?'

"Are you having another feud with the neighbours, Dear?"

'Oh, I don't think grandma still throws eggs at traffic.'

Gadaffi is the Last Man Standing

'What do you mean, there's no casino here? Your franchise in Vegas has one.'

A Cornish Man