Coffee Challenger Gifts

'She's been like that for hours. Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to dare her to drink her dad's coffee.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

Tension filled the tent.

"We're all just a number here, Finch, and fortunately my number is one."

"I see we're going up against the Big Guys."

Too much cilantro

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

'A 10M bonus for your thoughts.'

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

"It'll never be ready in time."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

AI

"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

Sinking sales

Businessman at the deep end.

A successful meeting! Only one member left in a rage shouting obcenities.

'What we were about to receive has gone the way of all flesh.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

People hanging on to the horns of the raging bull of 'Business'

'I see you've managed to cut your coffee consumption in half.'

"Irma, cancel all my appointments for the next 3 weeks, I need to go home to brood. Tell the board to only contact me on my mobile phone..."

"Now I don't want to alarm you, but are you familiar with the term 'On the scrapheap'!"

Working from Home: In/Still In

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"Now, are you here to see the top dog or the queen bee?"

Workers' Rights

"When are you going to make the sort of bread my mother makes?"

"There's a free pudding for whoever finds the Chef's glass eye."

'I like to end these meetings with a group hug, if you'll step out of the cubicles.'