Coffee Consciousness Champion Gifts

Third World making filter coffee.

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

"You call this sweating bullets over the Jackson account? What caliber?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Your idea is strong. Really strong. But I've gotta ask myself, is it too much espresso for a decaf world?"

'This patch is to quit smoking...this patch is to quit drinking...this patch is to quit drugs...this patch is to quit coffee...and this patch is to quit having any kind of fun whatsover!'

"Practicing my hate-face."

Nothing like that first cup of coffee, eh, Frank?

'The coffee tastes of mud. Is that why you call it 'ground' coffee?'

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

'How are we supposed to think the unthinkable if we have to drink the drinkable?'

"Turns out it's easier to live at work than work from home."

'This decaf's lousy.'

Honest Vending Machine

"She thinks I think it's real latte, but I know decaf when I taste it."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

Coffee Overload: 'I'll have a low fat soy latte, no sugar, two biscotti...make that a Columbian-Kenyan bean bend...oh make it snappy, I'm in a hurry!'

"I wish there was an easy answer but there's a sexual subtext to consider...even if you are comliant in meeting my needs am I subconsciously placing you in the sexually subservient role or nurturer and provider."

"Look, I'm happy to drop my attachment to ego, but please, don't expect me to give up coffee!"

'He spent yesterday being briefed on the threats from a cyber attack...'

'You can do whatever you want here... as long as I don't find out about it.'

"Please hold my calls."

"Sweet! He upgraded with a cup holder!"

'I didn't know it was so dangerous. . . Mac's coffee.'

'If I'm to put up with cold coffee and stale biscuits I expect a Much better line in gossip!'

Green Coffee

"Could I have a skinny, half fat caramel infued Americano with a double shot and froth. . . but without the coffee!"

Man - 'This coffee tastes like mud!' Woman - 'It was ground this morning.'

The Secret Formula in Coffee

"Can we stop in here real quick first?"

The Decafé

Knights of the Coffee Table

"I'm healthy. It's the wealthy and wise part that's been a challenge."

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'