Coffee Chat Champion Gifts

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

"I call Fred my '401-K'. Lots of promises but nothing to show for it."

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"At this point, I think a rich lightweight would be fine."

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'I don't care what he says, child labor laws were never intended to protect the rights of children in their mid-30s.'

"Sergio, you are the best father in the world. Except, you know, when you're not."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Could you repeat all that, I lost you at 'good morning.'"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

Voting on their Seats

"I've been dating this homeless guy..."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

"I'm dating a much younger guy....makes sense, my ex was a cheetah."

Dadonomics

'Normally I don't mind regifting but on occasion you get back the same hideous thing you tried to get rid of.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

'Well there hasn't been a ring yet! But he did say that we were going to look at bridle wear - so, I know what that means. . . he loves me, Joanne.'

'Yes, it was love at first sight. Who would've thought that five years on, I'd be sick of the sight of him?!'

"Looks like Amazon is going to start delivering babies."

"Remind me what I was talking about—I wasn't listening."

"Wow, I did not see that coming."

'My life began at 40 but my credit problems had a huge head start.'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"It's where I grew up, Diane. A sleepy little town where everybody knows what everybody else is doing, and blogs about it 24/7!"

'I'm not concerned that coffee might keep me awake all night. I have credit problems that do that for me.'

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"If I use twitter to communicate, does that make me a twit?"