Chit-chat Champion Gifts

Sports that the British excel at: Talking about the weather.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

Dadonomics

Small Talk Outlet

"You're the Maharaja of Chitchat!"

"Quote, Bill, unquote."

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'What do you call two fat people having a chat?'

"Try and ignore the bar snacks Miss. They're complimentary."

"They say it could get quite warm next week."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Affordable homes coming soon - 'If they build these then our house will become affordable...!'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."