Chit Chat Challenger Gifts

D*mn it.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

Dadonomics

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

Small Talk Outlet

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'I'm in the bog!'

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"I'm good thanks."

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

"He can't stop digressing."

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'

Black belt in gossiping.

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'