Chit Chat Challenger Pillows

D*mn it.

"My email is down... talk to me."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

Dadonomics

Small Talk Outlet

I'll go first. this is so stupid. Just try it. Fine. Go first. Commencing text. Beep, No problem. I can do this. Take it. One second. Oh, no. It's coming on. Two seconds … It burns! Give me my phone. U R addict. Still, three seconds. A personal record.

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"This call is monitored for quality. Try to keep up your end of the conversation."

'You're not old enough to refuse to discuss things!'

"He can't stop digressing."

"I'm good thanks."

"It says, 'sorry ... I forgot you're three hours earlier out there'."

'I'm in the bog!'

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'She says I won't understand her until I've walked a mile in her shoes.'

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'