Chatter Champion Pillows

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Long delays likely.

Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back.

'I don't repeat gossip. I start it.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Chatterbox Podium

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

Dadonomics

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

'I'm in the bog!'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."