Chatter Champion Mugs

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Long delays likely.

Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back.

'I don't repeat gossip. I start it.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

Chatterbox Podium

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

Dadonomics

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

Small Talk Outlet

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"You're so easy to talk to - not everyone is such a good listener."

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"He can't stop digressing."

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.