Sports Chatter Champion Mugs

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

Dadonomics

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

Passionate about Football.

Small Talk Outlet

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

"He can't stop digressing."

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."

Chatterbox Podium

'What do you call two fat people having a chat?'

Long delays likely.

"When you're through playing Earth Mother, you've got a call on Line 2."

Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back.