Sports Chatter Champion Gifts

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

Dadonomics

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'Thank you for calling the bullpen,,, To continue in English, Press one,,,'

'I heard a rumour that Age Concern may stump up some sponsorship.'

Passionate about Football.

"If the ref wasn't on their side, how come he was wearing their kit?"

Small Talk Outlet

Sometimes it takes me a little while to adjust!

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

'Look, enough about me... let's talk about my golf swing.'

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

"The All-Star Game is just a fun way to decide which league will host the San Francisco Giants' next championship romp.*"

"He can't stop digressing."

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

Long delays likely.

Chatterbox Podium

"When you're through playing Earth Mother, you've got a call on Line 2."

'What do you call two fat people having a chat?'

"I met so many friends out jogging, the only thing running was our mouths."