Chatter Champions Gifts

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

Dadonomics

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

Small Talk Outlet

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

Thank You For Not Interrupting My Endless Stream of Chatter.

"He sure could talk on the C.B. radio."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."

"He can't stop digressing."

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

'He's stuck on 'but I digress'.'