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That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'Look, honey, the baby's got your mouth.'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Sure, he can talk already, but it's all just psychobabble.

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Oh, I see you're busy, so I'll keep talking."

'Yesterday her kids and my kids started beating up our kids.'

Dadonomics

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'We need something for his verbal incontinence. He has a blather control problem.'

'Well this shouldn't last long.'

"The Over-Sharing Economy"

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

I was telling him a story of my granddaughter's wedding.

"I can't remember if I didn't like his second book or his second wife."

Small Talk Outlet

"Well, I think they fit perfectly."

'That's what I call a workout! One hour of walking and 2 hours of running our mouths.'

"He can't stop digressing."

Wordplay 11. Repetition & on & on & on. . .

"Can you believe she said that I 'talk too much'? I can go hours without saying anything. You've witnessed it. What about sleeping? I don't talk in my sleep... do I? Oh, well, I just bought a box of vintage oven mitts on eBay last night. I couldn't sleep..."

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

I was going to tell this guy to shut up, but is conversation is actually more entertaining than the movie.

'Every time you get ready to make a call, on your mobile phone, you reach for a comfortable chair. No wonder all that air time translates into large phone bills.'

"With Gloria, it's in one ear and out the mouth."