Chatty Champ Gifts

'I'm here for talking back. I've got to learn how to mumble.'

Inclusive speech

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Text Culture

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

'Do you come here often?'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

Bird on phone: 'Hold on, I have caw waiting.'

Communication

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"Is it a 'personal attack' if I can prove he’s an idiot?"

"Are you busy or are you at work?"

'I'll slap the both of you if you don't knock off the chit chat.'

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Dadonomics

'HEY,no Tongue!'

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

Small Talk Outlet

'If you want to save your marriage, tell each other you're sorry.' 'Youre sorry!'