Chanting Champ Gifts

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

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"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

'Are we having fun yet?'

Pig and chicken asking for milk from cow, who replies: 'Sorry, I already gave at the office.'

Schrodinger's kittens

Monkey casino study.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

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My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"I hear we went platinum."

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

"What setting do I use for this?"

Amateur singers

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

"Careful...she bites."

"Love them rays, Chief."

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

Ant Farm Concert

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'

Black belt in gossiping.

"You gave at the office, but you work from home?"