Chanting Champ Pillows

"Gaudeamus igitur, Juvenes dum sumus; Post jucundam juventutem, post molestam senectutem nos habebit humus."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'Are we having fun yet?'

Schrodinger's kittens

Monkey casino study.

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

"And the crowd goes wild!! In all the wrongs ways."

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

"I hear we went platinum."

"When I finally got my own car, I never drove over the speed limit."

Amateur singers

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

"Careful...she bites."

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

"Love them rays, Chief."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

'I'm all in favour of alternative medicine, using boiled twigs and chanting has cut our drug budget in half.'

Buddists singing 'Harvey Krishna,Harvey Krishna'

Ant Farm Concert

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

'Idle gossip, nothing! I've worked hard on it!'

Black belt in gossiping.

"You gave at the office, but you work from home?"