Chilly Champ Pillows

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

Monkey casino study.

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

The world at stake...

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"What setting do I use for this?"

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

Old man learning to ice skate

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

"Careful...she bites."

"Love them rays, Chief."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

Little known evolutionary steps.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'I hate Mondays!'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'