Chomp Champ Pillows

"Careful...she bites."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

'Are we having fun yet?'

Schrodinger's kittens

Monkey casino study.

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"Leftover seeds."

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"Love them rays, Chief."

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

Amateur singers

Ant Farm Concert

'Christmas Splash Charity: Fancy Dress Swim.'

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"I think what I love most about you are your causes."

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

"On the day after Christmas, lots of families celebrate Boxing Day... They box up things they don't need anymore and give them to charity."

"You gave at the office, but you work from home?"