Chill Champ Pillows

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

"Careful...she bites."

A man carves a totem pole

Old man learning to ice skate

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

Little known evolutionary steps.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

'The main thing is to relax and enjoy the outdoors. Right?'