Chill Champ Gifts

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Ultra-lazy sloth

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'Remember, I deduct one grade point for every splinter.'

My music gave me a grade of F sharp.

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"What setting do I use for this?"

A man carves a totem pole

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

Old man learning to ice skate

"Careful...she bites."

Sculptor: 'Okay, SMILE!'

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Sign on the door at Karate School.

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

Little known evolutionary steps.

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'