Champion Of Chill Gifts

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Ice Skater

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Couch potato.

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Space Heater

Chillaxing!

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'