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'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Couch potato.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!

Space Heater