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A mouse searches for his television and easy chair in a maze.

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"Athlete's foot! You're joking?"

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'He wasn't worried about the insect on his jacket, he just brushed it off.'

'I come here when I want to sit and reflect.'

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Screensaver says project compiling.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.