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'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

The world at stake...

Monkey casino study.

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

Chameleon. Calmer Chameleon. Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Calmer Chameleon.

"So, how about all this global warming business, eh?"

"Love them rays, Chief."

"Careful...she bites."

'Have you stopped striving yet?'

'In the old days we used charcoal. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.'

Old man learning to ice skate

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"With the help of workaholics anonymous, I was able to quit my job and take my life back."

'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'

Little known evolutionary steps.

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

'The trouble with snowmen these day sis they use up all the snow.'

"Leave me alone, I'm prioritizing my week."

'I hate Mondays!'

'That's where they go to lick their wounds.'

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Today is the first day of the rest of your life - but relax! So is tomorrow!'

'I mean, if you started to worry about rising sea levels you start to worry about everything. . . Am I right?'