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"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ice Skater

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Screensaver says project compiling.

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Couch potato.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Health spa workers desk tray: In / Chill out.

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

His investment advisor gave him a new mantra.

'Worry kills more people than work.'

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'

Chillaxing!