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Ultra-lazy sloth

'These teenagers - when will they learn to lie around and do nothing all day?'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

Ice Skater

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

Meditation vs. Vegetation

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Couch potato.

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

"George is going for the Guinness World Record for just sitting."

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Hey - enlighten up!'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

'Oh my God, we've been burgle- ... oh wait, I just remembered, we've got children.'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

Chillaxing!