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'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Snowprov

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ice Skater

Born to be Mild.

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"She's missing out on her entire vacation."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

Meditation vs. Vegetation

"You know... if we don't find some ambition we could find ourselves still just laying around years from now." "Sounds good to me!"

Screensaver says project compiling.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

"I don't feel like looking for food today . . . think I'll just chill!"

"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

Stress Centre: easy come...easy go.

Glasses half full, half empty, half assed.

Couch potato.

"Thanks so much for letting me crash here, I really appreciate how unassertive you are."

A man watching t.v. with his skull hinged open to reveal the same man watching the same t.v. . . .

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

'It's a common misconception. Sometime we actually get quite hot.'

Hot weather brings misery to millions.

Chillaxing!

'FYI, Stevens, nobody likes a middle-aged slacker.'

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

'Maybe hard work 'never killed anyone' but why take the risk?'