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It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

How to tell when Winter is really bad...

"It's cold, but it's a dry cold penguin."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

"My feet are cold."

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

His master's chill-out album

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'When I said getting more sleep would help reduce stress I meant AT HOME!'

'Whatever happens, we mustn't let life get on top of us!'

Snowman arriving home to his Refrigerator Home

igloo smoking zone...

'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'

Hasta manana.

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"Never lose your cool."

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

Snow cones serve yourself.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

'I appreciate the calmness it would bring, I just have trouble letting go..'

'Have you considered having central heating installed?'

Slipping Insurance $5.

'My igloo has been toasty since I insulated with fiber ice.'

Santa playing golf.

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

'For future reference, just the bottle goes in the chiller.'

After years of fighting over the thermostat Maude had finally given up.